30 December 2010

Liberalism


Liberalism increases with distance, curiosities, high on coke and a bloody meddlesome idiots. A liberal is someone who has the means to avoid the consequences of their decisions. It has been my experience that liberals are middle-class armchair philosophers clueless as to the subjects of their postulations. Their ideals require sacrifice by every except themselves. When their liberalism impacts upon their own lives, they squeal the loudest and blame everyone else.

Sore?

25 December 2010

December 2010

19/12/2010




24/12/2010

Sm lights to lead sm lost soul at the window.

23 December 2010

Merry Christmas


Somewhere across the winter world tonight
You will be hearing chimes that fill the air;
Christmas extends its all-enfolding light
Across the distance...something we can share.
You will be singing, just the same as us,
These familiar songs we know so well,
And you will see these same stars in your sky
And wish upon that brightest one that fell.
Merry Christmas from us to all of you!

08 December 2010

Born to hand jive [ grease ]

Found it pet!!!! Tis wos nt Dirty Dancin bt Grease. Bt I cud nt git a gd dance vid.

06 December 2010

The Wynners - My Fair Share 1975

The best audio I cud git out of tis song. Up late n tis song jus popped up n sorta git stuck in me head.

02 December 2010

29 November 2010

Dang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The couple were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years.  Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies. 
Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade. 
One day, their good health didn't help when they went on a rare vacation and their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven.
     
They reached the pearly gates, and St. Peter escorted them inside.  He took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks, with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath.  A maid could be seen hanging their favorite clothes in the closet. 
They gasped in astonishment when he said, 'Welcome to Heaven.  This will be your home now.' 
The old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost.  'Why, nothing,' Peter replied, 'remember, this is your reward in Heaven.' 
The old man looked out the window and right there he saw a championship golf course, finer and more beautiful than any ever built on Earth.
'What are the greens fees?,' grumbled the old man. 
'This is heaven,' St. Peter replied.  'You can play for free, every day.'
               
Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch, with every imaginable cuisine laid out before them, from seafood to steaks to exotic deserts, free flowing beverages. 
'Don't even ask,' said St. Peter to the man.  This is Heaven, it is all free for you to enjoy.' 
The old man looked around and glanced nervously at his wife. 
'Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods and the decaffeinated tea?,' he asked.
That's the best part,' St. Peter replied.  'You can eat and drink as much as you like of whatever you like and you will never get fat or sick.   
This is Heaven!' 
The old man pushed, 'No gym to work out at?' 
'Not unless you want to,' was the answer. 
'No testing my sugar or blood pressure or...'
'Never again.  All you do here is enjoy yourself.'
                                            
The old man glared at his wife and said, 'You and your fucking bran muffins.  We could have been here ten years ago!'

28 November 2010

Hot choc

Ironic tat whn n e 1 mention fire place...hot choc n a lass cms in mind. Preferably in some hidden away cottage in winter.



Sippin em hot choc wit bits o marshmellows in it. One of em cold night whre I hd lit em fireplace makin da place warm n cosy. Fire frm em burnin cedar woods is enuf to iluminate da whole cabin with enuf lights to see who I am with. Seein fire reflection of fires dancin in her eyes n addition of her own twinkle of seduction. Me breath caught in me throat. Her skin glows as em fire. Me eyes wondered on her face..the shape of it. Her strongest features r her eyes. Witout utterin n e words, they 'speaks' her opinions. Looking down to her lips..I call it perfect lips..fer me tat is. Soft..n parted..I wanna hear her whisper me name..I wanna taste those lips..her essence. Then move my eyes onto her throat. I cn see her swallowing her saliva....cud it b nervousness? I hv no idea bt tis lass is breakin me self control. I want her real bad. Hv her arms arnd me...hv her threadless body against mine. Pull her gently 2 me fer a kiss n she struggle a lil. Hesitant at first bt in return she looked at me face n lemme taste her soft honeyed lips. Lips locked I cud taste em hot choc n more. She moved closer n straddle herself on me. Body contact n it burns me up all the more. I caress her back wishin tat we were naked. I wanna bury me face in between her bossom....n the least expected happen.....

I BLOODY WOKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Woo woo

http://youtu.be/7spBU4Yv8fE

24 November 2010

22 November 2010

Proof



I'm serious

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."


Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.



Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.

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Moral of the story: Women can be  smart but not really really clever.



Let them continue to think how smart they are and just enjoy the show



PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

20 November 2010

14 November 2010

Beckonin, bikini bacon...

yuuuuummmmiiiiii.........*drooooooooooooooolsssssss
I WILL NT RESIST TIS LOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I dun mind lesser bacon..hehehehehehe

13 November 2010

Ten Wishes

If I had one wish
It would be to give you a long and tender kiss
If I had two wishes then
I would choose to do it over again
Three wishes you say
I would have kisses for an entire day
Four wishes would not be too many
Ten kisses I would ask, or even twenty
Five wishes might be too much
Then I would choose for a gentle touch
I would wrap my arms around you and hold you ever so tight
I will hold you gently until day melts into night
Six wishes would be very nice
I could hug you more than twice
Seven could be what I need
But only if you really agreed
To love me on into the night
Till day breaks with early morning light
Eight wishes I will ask
Would you grant me this tender loving task
Nine wish, no one get so many
I think that nine would be more than plenty
What I really want is wish number ten
This very wish would make me the happiest of men
I would kiss you
I would hold you
I would love you
I would give you my heart and life
Ten wishes then
Sexay huh?

01 November 2010

She

She
May be the face I can't forget
The trace of pleasure or regret
May be my treasure or the price I have to pay
She
May be the song that summer sings
May be the chill that autumn brings
May be a hundred different things
Within the measure of a day

She
May be the beauty or the beast
May be the famine or the feast
May turn each day into a heaven or a hell
She may be the mirror of my dreams
The smile reflected in a stream
She may not be what she may seem
Inside her shell

She
Who always seems so happy in a crowd
Whose eyes can be so private and so proud
No one's allowed to see them when they cry
She
May be the love that cannot hope to last
May come to me from shadows of the past
That I'll remember till the day I die

She
May be the reason I survive
The why and wherefore I'm alive
The one I'll care for through the rough in ready years
Me
I'll take her laughter and her tears
And make them all my souvenirs
For where she goes I've got to be
The meaning of my life is

She
She, oh she

31 October 2010

Confirmation of Resignations

Hw it all started....
My bro sets up an acct on FB as Vane Kattalakis before em RPG started. As soon as it's formed..he pulled his gf in to play his mate. Then I cm in as Fury. Bear in mind..I hv neva read n e of Ms Kenyon's books. Wit the help of me bro and his gf..they guided me in certain ways. Tat wos da old group till some drama took ovr and evryone splits includin me bro and his gf.  I left as well bt came bk again as I am sure tat I built Fury's character..frm me ownself. I am blabber mouth, grouchy, annoyin and I do love mashed tatters and bacons in real. I knw da latter hs nuthin to do with Fury. I have fun interactin wit all em fans n whoaa....da quantity in me friend's list is overwhelmin. I don't interact wit all bt I try me very best to wat I can wit all. I won't call em fans..bt friends. Evryone is so heart warmin, hilarious and cheeky as well. Playin on some off chapters r fun. Workin hand in hand wit otr characters..is quite exhiliratin. Givin me sm avenue to release sm stress in da real world. Bt too much of it is nt gd at all either. I balanced em whn I hv da time to play.
I have announced on me steppin down and wat I rcvd frm me RPG fam and friends are heartfelt. I'm truly touched. But I hv more pressin matters in real world tat is in nd of me attention and focus 101%.
I believe thre r peeps out thre who wud love to play Fury at a snap of da finger. It's time fer tis Fury to step down n gv otrs a chance to hv a try out n fun. I do thx Simi fer sendin em E-book on Fury & Lia's story.
I do believe sm hv done a lil undercvr profile n see me own personal FB profile. I'm nt hidin...it's jus a personal space fer me whn I'm RPGing. I'm a kid at heart at times wit em applications. Call me a wussy if yall wan to..rotflmao!!!
Tis blog page will nt cease tho and I can understand if yall decides to stop bein a followers of tis blog. It'll be a mix of Ms Kenyon's players n me own nutcase brain at work on rantings.
By da way..I am Jacob by wiccan and Mark by my real parents.
Happy halloween to yall and blessed it be.



29 October 2010

Train Ride ~ P.E.T

London..a capital that never sleeps be it in all season. He's there for some meetings with clients who's staying at the Charring Cross. It's easier to take the train from where he is rather than driving. The traffic there is to die for too. The company had booked him to stay in the same hotel too and he didn't have to chauffer or play tour guide with this client.
His brother drove him early to the station to catch the first train out. Gets settled and the carriage soon begin to filled up with people in suits..office attires going to work. There are all kinds of people in there. Chinese,
Indians..and what nots. It's quite interesting to watch until he saw her.
He can't make out her native origin. An asian but of which continent? Hair pushed up using those flower clip. A frustration look on her face narrowing her eyes for a place to seat. Just happen the one opposite of him is empty. He waved at her. She looked at him and around her. She taps her nose with a questioned look. He nods and points to the empty seat in front of him. She narrows her eyes on him as she moved foward only to
stumble coz someone had pushed her. He caught her just in time and a whift of orange and cinnamon scent escaped from her. Quite an interesting combo. He looked behind at the bloke who had pushed her. Giving him the feral look. The bloke raised his hand and apologised.
She looked up at him with those dark brown eyes. Unspoken gratitude in them and he nods acknowledging them. She sat  facing him and blew the stray hair from her face. He chuckled and she raised an eye
brow at him. He raised his hand this time..showing he's not the enemy. What did happen that had made this woman so worked up he wondered. Finaly she settled down and look at him straight in the eye and said thank you. He had expected some tiny shrilly voice or even with an alien slang but not at all. Perfect pronounciations but he can't judge by just that only two words.
The train moves smoothly and she didn't utter any more words. And he's dying to strike a convo
to know about her. Why..he has no idea at all. He then smiled at her again..and again she raised
an eye brow at him. "Coffee?" he asked her. He eyes brightened up and he likes what he sees.
She looks around the table and at his bag. "If you have a magic wand..I'll have a mocha. Or are you hiding a coffee machine in there?" she replied. He laughed at her quirky wit. "Lady..if I have a wand, I would not be travelling on this train...besides..my lover has to stay at home." She gave him a wicked smile.."I doubt your rear has enough voltage to grind the beans." He laugh again and shook his head. "Do you always counter say for everything?"
She nods.."And I always get into trouble."
"Nothing wrong in speaking your mind...well..I'd say yours are lethal for those who do not understand or lack any sense of humor. I just offering coffee no string attached."
Just then a chubby cheery lady pushed her trolley asking if anyone wants coffee or sandwiches. He waived at her. Ordered coffee for both and paid for it. He look at her sipping from the paper cup savouring it like some drug. He wanted to talk more but didn't want to seem like some sleazy pick up lines. He still can't figure out where she's from.
The journey takes two hours. They didn't speak to each other then after. She had closed her eyes to get some forty winks maybe. He just sits there and look at her face. Sun kissed skin..freckles on her nose and cheek. Just admiring her exotic look knowing he will never see her again. But he wished she would at least tell him her name before they go their sepate ways. The train finaly stops at the destination. She was still asleep. He let everyone gets off and finaly taps her hand gently to wake her up. "Hey sleepy head..the blokes are going to kick our butts if we don't get off the train."
She opens her eyes, stretched a lil and smiled. He was taken aback. She got up and looked at him.
"Are you coming or do I have to drag your butt?" He shook his head trying to clear his mind. What did just happen..he wondered. He followed suit and gets off the train with her.
At the platform, she turned and gave him a kiss on the cheek and whispered thank you. Her lips soft on his cheek...and she left.
He just stood there and watch her disappear in the crowd. He touched his cheek where she had kissed him. He could smell her scent on him. What happen when he woke her up...
What he saw was nothing he had ever seen before. Sincererity, seductive and a beautiful smile. The kind he would want to wake up to every morning.
But he knows he'll never see her again. Don't even know where she is from or her name. He's going to call her PET..Perfect Enchanted Traveller.


Characters

Thx to me pet Meanie fer givin me da idea..so ere are some me and me sister git to muster up fer SK's characters....quite tuff coz me sister is also knwn as jumpin bean by her husband n she changes her mind on em looks witout prior notice. Ya ya..luv ye too sissy!!!!
Still working on other characters......


 Fang

 Aimee & Fang

Aimee

Aimee & Bride

Fury & Fang

Fang

Bride & Aimee

Bride

Fang & Fury

Bride & Vane

Bride & Vane

Bride & Vane

Bride