Proof

I'm serious

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."


Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.



Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife ..



Moral of the story: Women can be  smart but not really really clever.



Let them continue to think how smart they are and just enjoy the show



PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday Shay.

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Ten Wishes

If I had one wish
It would be to give you a long and tender kiss
If I had two wishes then
I would choose to do it over again
Three wishes you say
I would have kisses for an entire day
Four wishes would not be too many
Ten kisses I would ask, or even twenty
Five wishes might be too much
Then I would choose for a gentle touch
I would wrap my arms around you and hold you ever so tight
I will hold you gently until day melts into night
Six wishes would be very nice
I could hug you more than twice
Seven could be what I need
But only if you really agreed
To love me on into the night
Till day breaks with early morning light
Eight wishes I will ask
Would you grant me this tender loving task
Nine wish, no one get so many
I think that nine would be more than plenty
What I really want is wish number ten
This very wish would make me the happiest of men
I would kiss you
I would hold you
I would love you
I would give you my heart and life
Ten wishes then

Sexay huh?

She

She
May be the face I can't forget
The trace of pleasure or regret
May be my treasure or the price I have to pay
She
May be the song that summer sings
May be the chill that autumn brings
May be a hundred different things
Within the measure of a day

She
May be the beauty or the beast
May be the famine or the feast
May turn each day into a heaven or a hell
She may be the mirror of my dreams
The smile reflected in a stream
She may not be what she may seem
Inside her shell

She
Who always seems so happy in a crowd
Whose eyes can be so private and so proud
No one's allowed to see them when they cry
She
May be the love that cannot hope to last
May come to me from shadows of the past
That I'll remember till the day I die

She
May be the reason I survive
The why and wherefore I'm alive
The one I'll care for through the rough in ready years
Me
I'll take her laughter and her tears
And make them all my souvenirs
For where she goes I've got to be
The meaning of my life is

She
She, oh she