Morning Motivation

When I woke up this morning lying in bed, I was asking myself,
What are some of the secrets of success in life?
I found the answer right there,
in my very room

AND NOT TO FORGET,
THE CARPET SAID...
KNEEL DOWN AND PRAY.

Carry a Heart that Never Hates.

Carry a Smile that Never Fades.

Carry a Touch that Never Hurts. 


HAVE A PURPOSEFUL DAY 
IN THE LORD! 
Never give the devil a ride, he will want to take over the driving

Poem

THE WOMANS POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart, and strong.
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks.
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Will pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh, send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.


 THE MANS POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac gymnast with
big boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me hunting, fishing and drinking.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.


Wake up lassies!!! Tis is da same s tryin mk peace between 2 countries who hv been at war since god knws whn!!
I like da reality in me species poem evn if it's fantasy s well. ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

johnny clegg - dela song (george of the jungle)by Haker

WTH

R folks gettin 2 feakin lazy 2 write stuff down tat they go fer music vid 2 relay wat they cnt cm up wit? Me foldin me arms n shakin me head. Me lean against da door frame..tryin 2 balance me so call err...angry stance. Dunno wats da nxt move spose 2 b...lemme tink....I agree wit pet...r yall tryin 2 pressure us on MONDAY?????? Sweeet gs!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAVE MERCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rotflmao!!!!!!!!!!! Cm on pet..em teenagers r sulkin at da corner, lets do sm otr stuff.

Happy Birthday C

Happy birthday bro,
A special birthday I neva forgo.
Wudn’t miss it fer da world,
Laffs n stories we shll record.

Our friendship began, long ago,
Support n sympathy, mutually bestow.
Nvr envious or neglect,
Always listen n reflect.

Cherish evrythin we share,
Hp ye knw hw much I care.
Jus wan 2 wish ye all da best,
On ye day, wat’s ye rqst?

Happy Birthday C

Four Decade Journey - H

An invitation to a four decade journey,

To disclose all the details, I’d need my attorney.

With memories of distant, moments in time,

From zero to forty err somethin, one heck of a climb.

Without you, all my joys, I could not proclaim,

For you have added, to my eternal flame.

As our inner seasons, extensively ranged,

Listening and advice we gladly exchanged.

Hope to continue on a thrilling new trip,

Bring plenty of faith onto the ship.

We won’t sail away, until all are aboard,

Future experiences, click and record.

Happy Birthday Pet!!

10/01

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I don't want to live without you