22 November 2010

I'm serious

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."


Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.



Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife ..



Moral of the story: Women can be  smart but not really really clever.



Let them continue to think how smart they are and just enjoy the show



PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

23 comments:

  1. I wos rite!!!!!!!!!!!!! Women neva listen!!!

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  2. Hey H!! She shoulda wished for shoes!!! hahahahaha Wonder where bro is today? :D

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  3. waving frantically!!!!!!!!!!! dun mk me pinch yall!!!

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  4. I'm wondering as well...I heard something..maybe it's just a passing wind? lmao!!!

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  5. I thought a felt a breeze...but it couldn't be him...it wasn't toxic.

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  6. So ummm....bro...whereever you are...that wouldn't be a certain wedding dress tossed across the ottaman now would it? rotfl!!!

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  7. Grrrrr......imma releasin em toxin..jus yall wait n see..

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  8. BTW... I am referring to the pic on the right....with your foot on it I think? Is that a "I conquered the wedding dress zipper" pose?

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  9. Hmmm...it does look like a wedding dress...ok buster..you're busted...who did you marry? huh huh huh?

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  10. Awwww pet...ye dun remember? tat nite?

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  11. Oooooh that night..........wasn't me!! lmao!!!

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  12. Of coz it's ye..looks like ye, talks like ye, walks like ye, laff like ye...waggin eye brow...move like ye..rotflmao!!!

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  13. Those wedding pics sure looked like you...as a matter of fact....That dress he's conquered looks like...

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  14. I hv prove...ye sure ye wan me to post it ere? hehehe...
    Brat!!!!! ye were thre.....i tink...rotlfmao

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  15. I wasn't there when THAT pic was taken! rotflmao

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  16. Blowing at my nails and rubbing them against my tee...raise an eye brow at you. I dare you.

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  17. Ye dare me!????? jus ye wait n see me lovely..

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  18. Oh goody!! I love a good dare!!! hehehehe

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